"if you were a fruit what would you be?"
I'm currently working on a webcomic that I hope to start up as soon as I can.
comedy multi fandom blog with the occasional bullshit post involving my friends
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’
Drive Recklessly - Video
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
sprucing up my wardrobe with some trendy clothes
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
girl are you trash because i want to take you out
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”